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by , Posted to on 07/01/2009 2:24 PM | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 01/29/2003
Location: MN
Could this be true? With all the MJ hype I sure hope not this would truely be a tradity.

R.I.P. Chuck Norris: Dead At 67 From Heart Failure

June 29th, 2007 | email this | digg it
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Published in Burned, Crazy, Death, Mr. Red, Politics, Rant, Religion, The Man

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s

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Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/01/2009 2:23 PM | Reply #1 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Dude, that FALSE report is from 2007.  This is how rumors spread rampantly.
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by on 07/01/2009 2:30 PM | Reply #2 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Well that s good,1st I've herd of it, 2007 huh? Dang inter-net.Thanx.
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Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/01/2009 2:39 PM | Reply #3 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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And didn't you know,  Chuck Norris can't die, he just plays dead while waiting for his next victim.
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by on 07/01/2009 2:40 PM | Reply #4 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried. 
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by on 07/01/2009 2:49 PM | Reply #5 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.  They are now known as "The Islands"!
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by on 07/01/2009 3:07 PM | Reply #6 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Thats what I like ,true chuck fans...funny stuff.

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Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/01/2009 3:09 PM | Reply #7 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/01/2009 3:23 PM | Reply #8 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: ND
chuck norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is affraid of the dark, but because the dark is affraid of chuck norris.

when chuck norris crosses the street cars look both ways.
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by on 07/01/2009 3:34 PM | Reply #9 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: MT

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice!

Contrary to popular belief, America is not democracy, it's a Chucktatorship!

Dead animals don't need fur anyway!!!!!!!!!!
LATERS
Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/01/2009 4:15 PM | Reply #10 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

Joined: 05/25/2009
Location: ND
Chuck doesn't teabag someone, he potato sacks them!
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by on 07/01/2009 5:48 PM | Reply #11 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: ND
Chuck Norris needs a concealed weapons permit to wear pants!

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by on 07/01/2009 6:01 PM | Reply #12 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: ND
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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by on 07/01/2009 9:40 PM | Reply #13 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Location: ND
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun and won!

"Guns cause crime like fly's cause garbage"

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by on 07/01/2009 10:19 PM | Reply #14 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Did you know he has a cat?

Re: Chuck Norris~
by on 07/02/2009 08:51 AM | Reply #15 | "Quote" | "Quick Reply" |

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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just 1 Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Dead animals don't need fur anyway!!!!!!!!!!
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